Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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