very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She's the barista slut.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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