Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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