O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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