Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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