It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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