And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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