She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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