I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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