she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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