How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Acid is not a monday night drug
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
third nipple confirmed
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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