david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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