I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Sext me about skeletons
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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