Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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My pussy is not your playground.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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