sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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