when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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