You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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