Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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