I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Randomize
