Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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