would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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