i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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