oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
