i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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