So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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