i just google imaged poop.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
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I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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