She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I can text with my tongue
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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