go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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