found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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