the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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