the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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