yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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