I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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