Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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