How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I stole a fireplace last night.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Randomize
