his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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