Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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