I wanna passion pit in your ass
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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