This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Randomize