real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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