yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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