Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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