I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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