i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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