i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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