He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
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