The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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