I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, beer. Big fan.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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