White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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