This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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