ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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