About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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