just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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