Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I love you. Go after that dick
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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