office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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