Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Randomize
