Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
