Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Barsexuality is the new black.
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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