you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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