it's like iHOP with fire
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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